Most Improved

At this rate, I might actually blog regularly again. Driving to campus to use the Internets doesn't help, though. Cross Creek provides wireless access, but apparently I have to subscribe to Airimba. Bleh. Money is not one of my most plentiful resources right now.

I did get a job, though! Shelton Fireworks off of I-85 in Fair Play, SC. Seriously, who names a town Fair Play? It really makes me want to set up a new town next to it named Cheaters Sometimes Prosper.

All this pales in comparison to my pining for my wife. She's been in Louisiana since the day after our wedding, and I'm missing her something fierce. We've barely been apart ever since we started seeing each other. Needless to say, it's terrible. Grr (the dog) isn't much of a conversationalist. He likes to vomit on the kitchen floor and rub his canine butt on the carpet instead.

Once Alicia gets back, however, we will be going on a fabulous cruise to Grand Cayman, Jamaica, and the Bahamas! We're both pretty excited since neither of us has been on a cruise before. I have always had this weird dream of playing shuffleboard with an elderly couple on a cruise ship. Hopefully, my dream will come true on our honeymoon. Maybe I'll actually get some sun, too.

Well, it's getting late and being an old married man, it's past my bedtime. You kids behave, now.